The Late Scratch Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Zvada goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Zvada, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.