The Wind Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“A mysterious flag erases Zvada's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Zvada. Zvada does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
87%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Zvada, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.