The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Zvada will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Zvada's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.