The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Zvada is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Zvada. Zvada does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
76%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Zvada's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.