The Shank Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Zvada is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Zvada's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.