The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Zvada is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Zvada, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.