The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Zvada is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Zvada gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Zvada's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.