The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Zvada is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Ref: "Number Zvada, that's a flag." Zvada: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Zvada finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Zvada, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.