The Shank Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Zvada's stadium. Only over Zvada.
86%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Zvada's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.