The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Zvada trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Zvada is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Zvada's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.