The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Zvada goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Zvada scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.