The Wind Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Zvada. Zvada does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
77%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Zvada's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.