The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Zvada is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- Zvada will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Zvada, Zvada, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.