The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dominic Zvada
Dominic Zvada · NYG · K
“Zvada gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Zvada's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Zvada. Zvada does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Rookie Zvada gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Zvada's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dominic Zvada in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dominic Zvada is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dominic Zvada actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.