The Inch-Short Hex of Dontayvion Wicks
Dontayvion Wicks · PHI · WR
“Wicks is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wicks's week
- Wicks is already "Out" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Wicks finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wicks drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dontayvion Wicks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dontayvion Wicks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dontayvion Wicks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.