The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Dabney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Dabney tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dabney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.