The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Dabney gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dabney, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.