The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Dabney runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
83%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dabney, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.