The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Dabney gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
90%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dabney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.