The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Dabney is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dabney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.