The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dabney's stadium. Only over Dabney.
86%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dabney drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.