The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Ref: "Number Dabney, that's a flag." Dabney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Dabney catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
77%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dabney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.