The Invisible Route Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dabney's stadium. Only over Dabney.
- Dabney scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dabney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.