The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Dabney spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dabney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.