The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dabney spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
84%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.