The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Dabney stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
80%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dabney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.