The Invisible Route Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dabney's stadium. Only over Dabney.
- Dabney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dabney, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.