The Hamstring Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dabney's stadium. Only over Dabney.
- Dabney catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
86%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dabney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.