The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dabney's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.