The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Dabney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Dabney scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.