The Chip-and-Release Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dabney catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
83%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.