The Invisible Route Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- The broadcast shows Dabney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dabney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.