The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Dabney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dabney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.