The Blocking Assignment Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Dabney spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
73%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dabney's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.