The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Dabney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dabney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.