The Invisible Route Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Ref: "Number Dabney, that's a flag." Dabney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.