The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Dabney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dabney's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.