The Invisible Route Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Dabney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dabney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.