The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.