The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dabney is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
86%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dabney, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.