The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dabney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dabney gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
83%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dabney, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.