The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Ref: "Number Dabney, that's a flag." Dabney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Dabney lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dabney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.