The Blocking Assignment Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Dabney is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
92%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Dabney, Dabney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.