The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dabney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.