The Chip-and-Release Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Dabney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Dabney, Dabney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.