The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dabney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.