The Chip-and-Release Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“The broadcast shows Dabney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dabney's stadium. Only over Dabney.
80%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dabney, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.