The Hamstring Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dabney is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dabney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.