The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“The broadcast shows Dabney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Dabney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dabney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.