The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A mysterious flag erases Dabney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Dabney, Dabney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Jacobs
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Christian Watson
- Tucker Kraft
- Jordan Love
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.